Before my best friend drove us from her house to a homecoming party one night when we were in high school, her dad handed us a flashlight.
"You might need it," he said.
We didn't believe him.
But flashlight in hand, we hit the road.
We knew we were close to the home of the classmate whose family hosted the annual party when we turned onto a road that had no street lights. We arrived at a fork.
"Left or right?"
"Which one's the driveway?"
"I have no idea."
We picked left.
Through trees, we saw a bonfire sparkle from afar and the lights on the house. But the road we chose changed directions. My best friend stopped the car, in the middle of a pitch black patch of downhill property.
"How the heck do we get to the house?" she asked. We cracked up. "Do you have the flashlight?"
"I do," I said, and handed it to her.
She flipped it on and shined it out the window. The beam of light traveled across trees, until it hit a sign right next to the car:
We in fact were not in our classmate's driveway.
We were on her boat ramp.
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I can't express how happy I am that this story has finally been immortalized for posterity. It is chock full of life lessons our progeny will undoubtedly benefit from--the main one being don't drive down boat ramps.
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I wholeheartedly agree.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gXn0S3e9dY
ReplyDeleteLOL. Who knew that night how much power the Power would have?!
Delete::Really wishes I could listen to this at work::
ReplyDeleteThe powahhh! This might be ringtone material.
DeleteThat's crazy! I sorta slightly kinda secretly wish you didn't have a flashlight, because that would've been an even more exciting story!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I sorta slightly kinda secretly agree. ;)
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